Yacht Marley

The Best Yacht Band Evah!

We are a much better band than Yacht Chocolate. Those guys are a bunch of posers.

Amazing Light Show!

We have a much better light show than Yacht Chocolate. Those guys just plain out suck balls.

Come to the Show!!!!

Let us tell you, we put on a much better show than Yacht Chocolate. They are boring as shit- worse than REM when they opened for the Police SYNCHRONICTY tour.